Kim Richards
Nude

Boys who grew up watching Nanny and the Professor can remember the strange trouser-stirring sensation that popped up whenever young Kim Richards appeared onscreen. Our ache hardened as she parlayed the part into high-profile Disney films and TV shows, including Escape to Witch Mountain (1975) and Hello, Larry (1979). Kim’s acting career started when she was four and she appeared in a diaper commercial. Within a couple of years, she ended up in more than 20 commercials. Like a precursor to the Olsen twins, millions waited for the little blonde-headed honey to reach the age of eligibility, and thankfully she didn’t disappoint. While child stars can sometimes rot with age, Kim grew up nicely, as evidenced by her pointy-nippled performance in the teen gang flick Tuff Turf (1985). Film historians often refer to this movie as the only one in which Kim flashed her flesh cakes, but they’re sadly mistaken. Those feed bags belong to her body double, the fetching Fiona Harris. Truth is, we’ve never seen Kim’s creamy nougats and probably never will, as she retired in the late 80s, but she came back with a vengeance in the late 2000s, appearing in Black Snake Moan (2006), Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015), the quasi-remake Race to Witch Mountain (2009) and the Lady Gaga music video for her song G.U.Y. In 2010, she joined the cast of the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, so maybe she’ll get crazy and someone will rip her top off! Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?